Feast Master - Vs. Katters

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Submission to Round 2 of 's Feast Master tournament.

Today's Secret Ingredient is Dinosaur Eggs, and the guest judges are Deadpool, Albert Wesker, and Gordon Ramsay. Baninja is facing off against ~MadKatter's Katters Jones.

To get the full gist of what's going on here, you'll want to catch up on my and others' past tournament entries (don't worry, there weren't many of them :/ ). Also, it might pay to watch the Banana Shop of Horrors series and check out Master Fuji's Fortune Cookie on the BNN site.

I had to do a few days of research to learn about the judges, since I'd previously had freaking zero exposure to any of them before. Never saw Deadpool except as an almost non-character in some X-Men game; only saw Wesker in his brief appearance at the end of the Resident Evil: Extinction movie and didn't even know him by name; never saw Hell's Kitchen or eaten at the Cielo. But this lack of background knowledge was nothing that a few hours of YouTube and Google Image Search couldn't fix.

Deadpool is freaking fun to write.

Gordon Ramsay scares me more in my treatment of him than in his real appearances. ~Novalyyn concurs.

Why is it that the "real-life" judges look far less realistic than the fictional characters in my entries? This vexes me....

CAMEOS!

Daniel Chroma by

A post-horrible-gruesome-death version of Dr. Myrad by

Crash by
Minako by
Jazz Spandex by

And of course, Baninja's old nemesis returns!

Saltman by

"But what about Kainne Clea by ?" some of you probably don't care enough to ask. "Why is she missing, especially since Kyle-DS cameo'd Baninja in her Round 1 entry?"

And to that I say: Just wait for the finals.

Don't miss the epilogue after the animated Feast Master logo sequence. See how there's another page arrow instead of a replay option? That's because it keeps going.

EDIT: Typo fixed.